Try This, Travolta, You Furry Dinosaur

(Today I'm going to talk to you about Mark Ronson.)

I FUCKING LOVE MARK RONSON. EVERYTHING HE'S EVER TOUCHED HAS TURNED INTO SOLID GOLD. THE MAN SHITS FUNKY DIAMONDS.

^--Sometimes he looks like this And sometimes this-->

But mainly he looks like THIS:


Everything I do can be measured in comparison to how cool Mark Ronson is. Today was about a 3 on the Ronson scale, as shown on my Ronsononometer.
If you like American dance and hip-hop music, but it always left you with that niggling feeling that a horn section would improve the songs tremendously, download his first album.
If you like British rock and pop, but thought that a horn section would improve the songs tremendously, get his second album.

Carrying on: It's time for another round of Man, Hey Music Lady, If You're Ever In Town Maybe We Could Do Somethin' (And By Somethin' I Mean The Kind Of Wild Sex That Brought About The Fall Of Rome), or as my fans call it: MHMLIYEITMWCDS(ABSIMTKOWSTBATFOR)

1. Nikka Costa - Her story begins at age 9, when her father (who worked with Sinatra) set her up to sing with Frank Sinatra on the White House Lawn for some crap. Child singer, could really belt em out, la-de-da. Isn't she adorable in 1979.

More importantly, she grew up to be a FOX


Goddamn! You have probably heard her music and not even realized it. Imagine my surprise when it turned out Mark Ronson produced this song!

Also she won me over with bringing this style of shirt back from the Slutty 70's.
...Also I actually like her music.
It's cool! She's cool!

2. Nina Persson - Did I already talk about Nina Persson in a previous post? It feels like I have. Who cares. The Cardigans are from Sweden and they're great. Nina Persson is Swedish and great. First she was all "Lets be light and airy, Cardigans! To the Cardiganmobile, we shall be on the soundtrack to Romeo+Juliet! ()
And then, later, she was all "Lets be dark and dreary, Cardigans! To the Cardicave, we shall be crushed by a trash compactor!" Also she dyed her hair brown, which was nice!


Also she went crazy in the desert, and sang a weird ass song with Tom Jones. These are both requirements on my Lady List.

3. Megan Fox - She may not actually be a musician, okay, but my wikipedia stalking informs me that she attended Kingston Elementary School and was in the chorus! And that's enough. Because Megan Fox is really, really, stupid hot. Jesus christ.


PS. I spent an hour and a half making this post, and I just realized the formatting is going to be all off because of monitor size differences. Good thing I don't give a shit thanks to Megan Fox's behind.