Here Have This Mint We Cleaned Your Room

Guys. Guys I'm way too anime to drive right now. Somebody has to make sure I get home and don't turn into a magical girl. If I start using "kun" and "chan" and "pyon" and shit at the end of my words please just turn me onto the recovery position and check in on me every half hour or so but whatever you do don't play any music.

Especially not you, Towa Tei. God damn it this song sounds exactly like the slightly-jarring english language song at the credit roll of every anime ever ever ever.
Maybe there'd be like, a chibi version of the cast dancing past the scrolling names on the bottom. With abstract, tiled two or three frames of animated objects in the background bouncing along.

I can't stop listening to it.

Edit - I don't know where to put this but I think everyone should have to watch this.