Everybody Move To The Back Of The Bus

WoW gone.
Account hacked, or retrieved, or stolen.
Irrevocably gone, impossible to get back.
That's...4 lvl 70's, including a freshly-ground deathknight. Oh, and 12,000 gold. Full banks on everyone.
To those of you who do play WoW, you know. To those who don't, you don't know.
Oh, and I owe Bank of America 40 dollars for overdraft fees. Thanks Paypal!

As of 8:15 PM this Tuesday, I officially Don't Give A Shit About Anything.
So here's some 10 year old Outkast. Check out them space-futuristic type thangs.

Kalakka lakka lakka pulakka lakka lakka lakka lakkalakka.....

Update: I would appreciate it if the world would stop shitting all over me. Anytime you're ready to call it quits, World.

- My toaster oven, after turning into a fireball of greasy potato rage and subsequently being thrown out the god damn door and doused with baking powder. Go fuck yourself. Those things would have been delicious. It was a bitch to clean.

Weekend Update: Once we, you know, actually start being a Cool Country again, I'd just like to declare that I'm totally for a mandatory service period in the military.
Does that sound retarded? It sounded retarded to me.
Then I looked at these pictures.
Israel has a mandatory military service of 2 years. Once you're out of school at 18, you're in the military until you're 20. Every single person.
That's the cool part of mandatory service. Everybody. It's just another two years of high school, only with guns. Nothing is bad if everybody has to go through it together.
Then you can go do whatever you want.
But should the shit actually hit the fan, and I don't mean "We need to go invade somebody" I mean "Uh guys there is like a real life war going on we are going to die"....at least you know some shit to stay alive. It seems like a good all around thing.
Of course it would never ever ever work in America. We're just too god. damned. stupid.

Edit 3: Hey guys I'm sorry I realized I only put one piece of music in this post that is far from adequate.



If any of you (three) can find out the horn sample for this that starts at 1:42, I swear to La Ilaha Illa Allah I'll give you a million billion dollars.