God, honestly, who gets tired of Justin Timberlake.
It is not me. I love Justin Timberlake. Hard.
Even other peoples music is made better with the magic Timberlake Tumble Touch.
That means he comes in and just has sex with you all over the recording studio equalizer, and the next time you play back the track it has gotten better.
This is, in fact, documented on camera in Ciara's new music video.
Jesus fucking christ if strip clubs are anything like this, I can't wait. Sign me up for season tickets. My god.
In lieu of interesting and engaging diatribes on pot today, I have youtube(s).
Daniel Tosh has all the good qualities of Dane Cook, minus all the incredibly annoying qualities.
Do Knock is the one who isn't asian in this video. I'm actually completely on the fence, I don't know who should've won this. The slow headspin is amazing, but the white guy also reminds me of Dane Cook if Dane Cook was a breakdancer. Which, again, dunno if that's a good or bad thing.
That being said, 2:09 and 2:20 are some of the skidooshiest moves I've ever seen.
Aaaaaand yeah, it's time for me to buy a Zippo. This is obviously something I must learn. (I'm trying to find some reference to Dane Cook, but this guy is totally Korean)
You know what, lets hear that fucking song again. I love Justin Timberlake so much I want his face tattooed directly onto my face so I can pretend I'm him. Or something.
Man this song isn't even that good.
SO LET ME DRIVE MY BODY AROUND YOU
I BET YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Wait what
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What. She is just humping on him like a horny dog. It is gross!
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