To First Understand Recursion...

Edit: Current "Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor) play count is at 77 - not counting watching the youtube video.

Thanks to being reminded of Girl Talk, I just spent the last two hours doing pointless music research and development; getting worked up over some new program (Adobe Audition this time as opposed to Ableton Live), fiddling with a few things, and slowly coming to the conclusion that, as with all things, the only way to get good at this is through practice and effort.

Anyway, here is a song by Girl Talk

And here are all the songs in that song:
Mariah Carey - It's Like That
James Taylor - Your Smiling Face
then, for like a second, Ludacris - Number One Spot WHICH IN ITSELF IS JUST A SAMPLE OF Quincy Jones - Soul Bossa Nova
then back to the Mariah beat with 50 Cent - In Da Club mixed with the flute from Timbaland & Magoo - Indian Flute (AND BTW THE SAMPLE IS NOT AN INDIAN FLUTE, IT'S A COLUMBIAN FLUTE FROM Totó la Momposin - Curura)
then it changes from Mariahs beat to The Pixies - Where Is My Mind and then the 50/Timbaland stuff for this stupid fucker Nas - Hate Me Now (Beat, incidentally, by P Diddy back when he was calling himself Puff Daddy) and then for like a second puts in Young Gunz - Can't Stop Won't Stop fuckin...somewhere, and then uses a ELECTRIC MUSIC SEGUE HE MADE UP HIMSELF to get to these stupid fuckers D4L - Laffy Taffy, then dredges up a clip so rare there IS no youtube video for it, DJ Funk - Hold Up and trails off with Weezer- Say It Ain't So.

Now, someone has probably done this all before, but I bet someone has done all the logic problems in my book before I have.

Oh yeah, and the guy that made this song? Looks like this:

So you can fuck right off, guy, as can your freakishly expansive musical collection and magical ears.

Ugh. Despite Girl Talk's midas-touch powers, that much stupid rap left a bad taste in my mouth.
One of these posts I'm going to inevitably have to defend myself for listening to as much hip hop as I do. But if Whitey McWhiteWhite up there can mix Nas with the Pixies, I can listen to whatever the hell I want, because if the universe was going to collapse on itself it would have from that.

Here is a short preview I offer for that upcoming post.
Two words, shitdick: J. Motherfucking. Dilla.
So, well, three words. J Dilla was, hands down, the best beatmaker of his time. But that is for another entry.

Also, remember the '90s? I sure don't.