A Tool Designed To Inflict Pain Or Death On A Fellow Human

I think swords are neat do you think swords are neat.

I have a few. One I inherited from my brother. It is a crappy barbarian claymore. Two were gifts, a scimitar and a cane sword. They are better.

But I don't have a sword of my own, mainly because like Airbending, and Pokemon, and D&D, and everything with a class system or separately cool factions I haven't found the make and style of one that fits me, or my "fighting method".

I am willing to bet I have spoken at length on this subject previously.

I am probably going to do so later.

Swords are neat do you think swords are neat? Yes you do I don't associate with anyone who doesn't like swords I mean come on

I don't have a sword I'VE bought. I don't have one in my house currently. Makes me uncomfortable.

I'm not going to get into, like, what the essence of Me is and how that translates into a perfect weapon. I don't even claim the sword IS the perfect weapon for me.
I'm not going to go into which swords are the best out of all of them, because I've done that, and it's a horribly complex blah blah blah ANYWAY

At first I wanted an ordinary, plain as plain can be European longsword, just because I don't have one and it's something I can see myself wielding, in my head, killin' dragons. Or riding them, I guess. The daydreams are hazy.

Then I did some thinking.

Unfortunately all that thinking left me too tired to pepper you with witticisms, so I'm just going to list my top three choices.



I could probably get away with wearing a sword around town.
Is it worth it getting arrested to find out? Hah just kidding,I respect weapons too much to carry one that I don't know how to use.



EDIT: Who are we kidding of course it is going to be the middle one, I even subconsciously selected it with the positioning of the pictures and the contrast. Now I just have to work myself into a frenzied spending foaming lather. I give it a week, unless something maddeningly interesting happens and I am not counting "learning more Botany" in that category although I do find plants quite interesting in their own right.

Also did I mention it turns out I like the White Stripes I had never fully given them a listen although I had already pledged fidelity to Jack White.

Because of this guitar solo.