HEY REST OF THE WORLD. REMEMBER EIGHT YEARS AGO WHEN THE SMART HALF OF AMERICA APOLOGIZED FOR BEING RETARDED?NOT HAPPENING THIS TIME. INSTEAD, LETS HIGH FIVE.
Look, it's been an exciting and arduous day for all of us I am sure. So how about we unwind by listening to me talk about how a youtube video a minute and a half long singlehandedly convinced me we were living in the future.
Tawny, you were right.
But fuck all that science shit.
We're in the goddamn future because we can create videogames that are capable of making me lose my goddamn mind in wonder.
Now, it may have been because it was late at night. It may have been the tropical skittles I ingested. But by gum, when I clicked this, I exhaled.
Mirror's Edge is going to be one of the coolest fucking videogames the world has ever seen. I am seriously considering purchasing an xbox just to play this game. That is how impressed this game's DEMO has made me.
Look at this! THIS IS THE GAME. No HUD, no health bar, no powerups, no minimap. No grey colors, no blurry bloom effects. I want to melt this down and inject it into my aorta.
This game is bright and shiny and amazing. Dreamlike. Flowing. Effortless. Downright Beautiful.
Mirror's Edge takes place in a bright, clean city of the future, where everything is monitored and managed. In this world, if you want to keep any information secret, you basically have to get it delivered in hard copy....in person. And to accomplish this, people enlist the services of Runners: Crazy-ass outlaws who use the upper levels and rooftops of the city to evade security or prying eyes, and carry parcels from Point A to Point B in as badass a way possible.
Go. Go research this game. Go beg your friends with a PS3 or a 360 to buy it next Tuesday. Fuck, I just might.
(And Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, youtube links...I'm sorry. Are you tired of hiphop? It's kind of my thing currently. Anything else I give you is going to seem forced...Uhhhh, here, here is the theme song to our new Presidency.
Also, BAWWWWWWW AWWWWWWW)
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