Keith Olbermann Doesn't Dick Around

In case you think this is the first time my boy Keith has had anything to say about anything, may I point out this tidbit of manliness.

In a special comment on May 14, 2008, Olbermann criticized Bush for announcing that he had stopped playing golf in honor of American soldiers who died in the Iraq war. Stating that Bush never should have started the war in the first place and accusing him of dishonesty and war crimes, Olbermann snapped,
"It is not, Mr. Bush, about your golf game! And, sir, if you have any hopes that next January 20 will not be celebrated as a day of soul-wrenching, heartfelt thanksgiving, because your faithless stewardship of this presidency will have finally come to a merciful end, this last piece of advice . . . when somebody asks you, sir, about your gallant, noble, self-abnegating sacrifice of your golf game so as to soothe the families of the war dead. This advice, Mr. Bush: Shut the hell up!"

Asked by MSNBC senior vice-president Phil Griffin if it was really necessary to tell the President of the United States to "shut the hell up," Olbermann replied that it was, because he couldn't say "fuck" on television.

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The last time around, I didn't actually get to upgrade my account until a week later. This time...
Yeah, it's no different. I'm busy. I'll get around to it sometime.)
This doesn't actually count as a digivolution because all they did was speed it up and add a drum track, but it's actually REALLY GOOD.
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So maybe I'm biased because I love J Dilla. You, too, should love J Dilla. He died two years ago from thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.
Since that's sad, here is Me in the Videogame world.Since I can't go embody the forces of death and frost just yet, I'm killing time assembling stupid costumes.

P.P.S. Look, I've probably linked to this before but Lupe Fiasco is actually really sweet.

His beats are solid (mainly cause they've got the Midas Touch Neptunes touch), his lyrics are CLEVER, his flow is pro-fessional, and he doesn't take himself seriously.
Other pluses are the fact that he mainly raps about skateboarding, videogames, robots, and how intellectual he is. He obviously either doesn't take himself seriously or doesn't give a shit about anything, and I'm willing to bet it's a little bit of both. Plus his backup dancers have great outfits.

P.P.P.S OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT FINE ANOTHER EDIT.
New challenge is to find the similarities between these videos.
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