This came as news to me, since the last time I submitted a paper to an accredited institution they actually called me in and burned it before my very eyes.
Later I was to find out that if I had showed no emotion they would have published me, but at the time I can only recall taking their secretary out with a chair before fading to red.
But, thanks to a quickly snapped camera shot, I was informed I had made the cover of the University of Washington Bio 100 (Intro to Psychotropics Drugs) Lab Manual.
And yes, it's okay to Want A Piece. Look at how cool I am. I'm obviously too cool to waft my own beaker, or to remove my headphones from around my neck while in the lab. Those headphones are now broke, by the way. Apparently being in continual contact with me is detrimental to electronics (which makes sense, I do emit faint gamma radiation).Anyway, What. What do you imaginary, clamoring masses demand of me today.
For a start, you can convince me not to buy one of these:
Or one of these:
Or one of these:
For your music needs, here is some Mos Def. Don't you wish you lived in Brooklyn?
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